Let’s be honest: if you’ve ever stood in front of an open fridge at 10 p.m., staring at a bag of frozen shrimp like it’s a life choice, you’re not alone. The question isn’t why you’d eat shrimp every day—it’s delicious, quick, and makes you feel like a fancy beach-goer. The real question is: will your body throw a revolt, or will it just high-five you and ask for cocktail sauce?
Spoiler alert: it’s complicated, but mostly hilarious.
