If you want to hit peak internet fame, go with Astro. As in the Jetsons’ dog. It’s retro, it’s space-aged, and your pup will absolutely learn to love walking in zero gravity (i.e., on your face at 3 AM). Or Anubis, the Egyptian god of death. Perfect for that black Labrador who stares into your soul while you open a peanut butter jar.
Just remember: whatever name you pick, you will scream it at 2 AM when he’s chewing your shoe. You will whisper it sweetly while rubs his belly. You will type it into the database of your heart. But choose wisely. That name will echo through every muddy paw print, every stolen slice of toast, and every slobbery kiss for the next fifteen years. Now go forth, and name your fluffy idiot something beautiful.
