This exact spot was home to Lady Charlotte Guest in the 1840s. She translated the Mabinogion (Welsh myths) and basically invented fantasy literature for the Victorians. Imagine her writing by candlelight while carriages clattered outside.
Thomas House, 84 Eccleston Square, London SW1V 1PX
Later, Thomas House became a refuge for diplomats and arty types. One old story claims a Russian spy stayed here during the Cold War. Did he? Nobody knows. But I like to think he hid a microdot in the wainscoting.
The modern incarnation: a hotel without the fuss
Today, Thomas House is run by SacredHeart (yeah, that’s the company). They call it “luxury serviced apartments”—a.k.a. home but with someone else doing the laundry. Rooms start around £250 a night, which is pretty standard for this zip code.
Here’s the kicker: you get a full kitchenette. In Belgravia! So you can warm up a Tesco meal while pretending you own the place. Talk about dramatic irony.