Because it’s not just about hitting balls. It’s about the theatre of failure and the lottery of success. The Lichfield Driving Range is a place where a terrible morning can be saved by one pure strike that makes a satisfying thwack. That sound is addictive. You chase it.
So pack your clubs, your ego, and some patience. The mats are ready, the robot is hungry, and the targets are waiting for your best (or worst) shot. Just remember: nobody cares if you hit the 200-yard flag. But if you do, buy yourself a victory coffee. You’ve earned it.