So, the next time you find yourself on Katherine Drive, or if you’re just scrolling through the app, do yourself a favor. Don’t overthink it. Order the large because you know you’ll eat it all.
Treat yourself to the stuffed crust. Add the Coke. Forget the calories for one night. This is Dunstable, and this is your night.
And remember: the driver will see you in your pajamas. They don’t care. They have seen worse. They have seen a man hug a pizza box. That man was me. And I’d do it again.