First, disable email previews on your lock screen. I’m serious. You don’t want to catch a glimpse of “We regret to inform you…” while you’re brushing your teeth. That’s how you accidentally swallow toothpaste. Second, distract yourself with a short run—preferably one that doesn’t involve checking your phone every 200 meters.
If you do get a “Yes”, congratulations! You’ve officially entered a six-month cult of carb-loading, blisters, and fundraising guilt. If you get a “No”, remember: the London Marathon is basically a very expensive, very painful party, and you just saved yourself £100 in entry fees. You can always enter through a charity spot or a Good for Age time, which is running code for “I’m too fast for the lottery.”
The Unofficial Rules of the Ballot
You can’t cheat the system, but you can game the odds a little. For instance, entering every year does increase your chances—because they allegedly reward loyalty. Or so the forum legends say. Also, don’t be the person who tweets “#LondonMarathonBallot” every hour. The running gods are watching, and they have a sense of humor.
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Here’s the ironic truth: even if you don’t get in, the anticipation becomes its own kind of race. You train your patience, your resilience, your ability to stare at a screen for six hours. And if you do get in, you’ll spend the next six months complaining about the long runs. So really, the ballot results are just the first mile of a much longer journey—with no portable toilets in sight.
