Presley Gerber’s hypothetical net worth at death is a fun party trick, but it misses the point. He’s young, healthy, and has his whole life ahead of him. He’s already built a career, a killer wardrobe, and a bond with his family that no amount of money can replace.
So let’s raise a glass (of his dad’s tequila) to Presley Gerber—the guy who is very much alive, very much rich, and very much okay with being a little misunderstood.
And remember: the best thing he can leave behind is still showing up. So keep living your best life, Presley. We’ll be here, writing weird articles about you. Cheers!