Now that we've got the cooking time down, let's talk about some turkey tips and tricks to make your holiday meal a real showstopper. First, make sure you stuff the turkey loosely - you don't want any sausage-based explosions in the oven. Second, use a meat thermometer to ensure the turkey is cooked to a safe internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). And third, don't be afraid to get a little creative with your seasonings - after all, it's the holidays, and everything's better with butter!
And there you have it, folks - a comprehensive guide to cooking a 23lb turkey. With these turkey tips and tricks up your sleeve, you'll be the king (or queen) of the kitchen in no time. Happy cooking, and don't forget to save me some leftovers! After all, I'm the one who had to sit through all these fowl jokes to bring you this article.