There’s always a queue at the checkout on St John’s Road. Why? Because everyone is buying the same baguette.
Watch the dance. Someone drops their basket. Another person swaps their chutney for a different chutney. It’s a slow-motion soap opera.
The staff here are saints. They know your face. They remember you bought the chocolate eclairs last Tuesday.
Clothing: The Accidental Wardrobe
The clothing section is a time capsule. You’ll find a cardigan your grandma loves. It’s very beige.
But wait. A secret rack hides the good stuff. Look for the “Autograph” label. That’s the fancy stuff.
Don’t touch the crisp white shirts. They are for show only. They will wrinkle if you breathe on them.
