This is the cycle, friend. You bring home produce. You forget you have produce. You discover you have a fruit fly air force. You scream a little. You make a trap. You win.
Then a week later, you buy a beautiful avocado. And it all starts again. It’s not a failure. It’s a rhythm of life.
So, put down the fly swatter. Pour yourself a glass of wine (and finish it, for goodness sake). You’ve got this. Just remember: they are not judging you. They are just really, really hungry. And so are you. Pass the bananas.
