Grab a bag of frozen peas. Yes, really. Press it directly onto the wax blob. Wait one minute. The wax will go from sticky goo to a brittle, chalky disk.
Now, flick it with a butter knife. It will shatter into pieces. Sweep them up. It’s weirdly satisfying. Like popping bubble wrap, but for floor crimes.
Pro tip: Wine lovers, use a bag of frozen grapes. They mold better. Plus, you have snacks for later. Multitasking at its finest.