Let’s talk money. Dexters doesn’t just give you a price; they give you a “strategy”. It sounds official, like something the SAS would use. In reality, it’s a dartboard with numbers on it, but they explain it so convincingly you’ll start believing your kitchen extension is worth its weight in gold bullion.
They’ll say, “We’re guiding at £450,000, but let’s start a bidding war where someone accidentally offers double.” It’s a game of poker where everyone’s bluffing, and Dexters are the dealers with the smuggest grin. Sunbury’s property market is surprisingly cutthroat; I’ve seen people fight over a parking space like it was the last life raft on the Titanic.
House - terraced for sale in Fordbridge Road, Sunbury-On-Thames, TW16
