Here’s my hot take: Combine one part bourbon, one part dark rum, and a splash of amaretto into a mug of nog. That’s the “Nuclear Holiday” recipe. It tastes like a fireplace feels. You’ll take one sip and immediately forgive your annoying uncle for his political rants.
If you want to be fancy, grate fresh nutmeg on top—not the pre-ground stuff that tastes like dust. And if you’re out of nutmeg, use cinnamon. If you’re out of cinnamon, use shame. It works. I’ve tested it during a blizzard when the liquor store was closed.
Take a deep breath, pour generously, and remember: The only wrong answer is drinking it plain. That’s like going to a fireworks show and staring at the ground. Life’s too short for sober eggnog. Cheers, and may your holidays be boozy, weird, and wonderful.
