How many pints can you have and drive? None. Zero. Zilch. That’s the only answer that guarantees you get home safely and legally.
But if you’re determined to push it, remember this: one pint might be okay for some people, sometimes. Two pints is a gamble. Three pints is a disaster waiting for a headline.
Your car doesn’t care if you “only had a couple.” The police don’t care if you “feel fine.” And your family? They’ll care a lot more if you’re in a cell—or a hospital.
So next time you’re at the bar, just order a soft drink. Or a single half-pint and a long wait. Your future self (and your driving record) will thank you. Cheers, but not too many.