First, grab a sturdy knife or a long-handled spoon. No flimsy plastic forks here—they’ll snap like twigs under the pressure. You need something with backbone, like a butter knife that’s seen some things.
Second, prepare your workspace. You’re about to get messy, so maybe put down a napkin. Or just accept that your countertop will look like a Jackson Pollock painting of oil and peanut dust. Either is valid.
Third, brace yourself mentally. This is a workout for your forearm. Call it “peanut cardio.” No gym required.
