So, would I recommend Grow Me Shampoo and Conditioner? Yes, with the caveat that you must be patient and rinse like your life depends on it. It’s not a magic potion—unless you consider "having your hair look so good that your grandmother asks if you’re taking vitamins" a kind of magic. It’s pricey at about $20 per bottle, but consider that a single bar of fancy chocolate costs $12, and this lasts way longer than a sugar rush.
My final judgment: this duo is the funny best friend of hair products—it’s enthusiastic, a little extra, and will definitely make you laugh as you try to scrub the grease out of your ears. Give it a shot, and remember: if your hair doesn’t grow, at least your bathroom will smell like a forest elf’s head massage. You’re welcome.