God help you. You’ll have to explain why there’s a 12-minute break between rounds. You’ll defend why the ref keeps wiping Fury’s gloves. You’ll answer, “Why are they hugging?” a hundred times.
My advice? Prepare snacks that require zero attention. Popcorn. Nuts. Anything you can eat while staring at the screen. And invest in a “shush” button (or a very loud voice). If they talk during the knockdowns, you have my permission to throw a cushion at them. Gentle, but firm.
Also, don’t cook complex food during the walkout. Nothing ruins a mood like smoke alarm going off while Fury is doing his dramatic, slow-motion entrance. Heat the pizza at 9 PM. Simmer down.
