The Thames path between Putney and Hammersmith is my favourite stretch of pavement in London. It’s flat, forgiving, and full of benches. Stop at the Dukes Head for a pint of something golden, or better yet, find the ice cream van near the rowing clubs. The soft serve is aggressively mediocre, which makes it perfect.
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When the tide is low, you see the muddy banks. Kids are always poking at things with sticks. Grown ups are pretending not to be jealous. This is real life, and it smells like river weed and sun cream. Don't be in a hurry.
For a grander walk, wander down to Kew Bridge and watch the rowers slice through the water. They're so serious. You, on the other hand, are holding a flat white and wearing completely inappropriate shoes. That’s the spirit.
Embrace the Quiet Quirks
South West London is a master of the odd museum. Go see the tiny Museum of Wimbledon—it’s less about tennis and more about old ploughs. It’s wonderfully dull. Or pay a visit to the Horniman Museum in Forest Hill. The walrus is hilariously badly stuffed, and the giant over-stuffed animal collection will make you feel like your living room is under-decorated.
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On a rainy day, browse the Chiswick Bookshop. It’s small, cramped, and the owner will recommend something you’d never pick up. You'll leave with a crime novel and a renewed belief in paying local shops a visit. That’s the real souvenir.
