White Elephant is a safe space for chaotic energy. You get to be greedy without shame. For twenty minutes, it’s okay to be a little selfish.
The best part? The game ends, and everyone laughs. Even the person holding the ugly sweater with a llama on it.
So, next time you’re invited, say yes. Bring something gloriously absurd. And remember: stealing is half the fun. Now, go start a gift war.
