The notary is legally required in most closings. They’re the one who says, “Raise your right hand and swear this is your signature.” It’s silly, but if you don’t do it, the house doesn’t transfer. They also carry a notary stamp that looks like a tiny hand grenade. Don’t ask to borrow it—they will say no, and they’ll judge you.
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Here’s a surprising fact: In some states, a notary can refuse to notarize if they think you’re drunk or high. So save the celebratory champagne for after the papers are signed. Nothing kills a closing faster than a notary sniffing your breath and saying, “Nope, you smell like a mimosa. Try again tomorrow.”
Who You Don’t Need: Your Entire Family, Your Dog, or That Friend from College
I’ve seen people bring their mom, their dad, their three kids, and their emotional support iguana. Don’t do that. The closing room is tiny, the air is stale, and the only drama allowed is the tension between you and page 47, Paragraph C. Kids will ask, “Why do we have to buy this house again?” and you won’t have a good answer.
Your dog? Cute, but the closing attorney will side-eye you if Fido drools on the deed. Leave them at home. They’ll celebrate with you later when you let them roll in the new backyard.
