So, how much is a gallon of water? The answer is: It’s anywhere from $0.003 to $25.00. depending on how much you hate your bank account and the planet. The tap water is a superhero in a cheap cape. The expensive stuff is a supermodel who eats air and charges you for the privilege of looking at her.
Here’s my advice. Buy a reusable bottle. Fill it from your sink. It tastes fine, I promise. If you absolutely must buy bottled water, buy the house brand gallon jug for $1.29. That’s the sweet spot. Any more, and you’re paying for a label that says “glacial purity” but came from a warehouse in Ohio. Save your money. Go buy a sandwich. You’ll thank me later.
