Forget fancy white-tablecloth places. Real romance is sharing a gigantic, greasy slice of pizza. Hit up Thomas Donut & Snack Shop for a breakfast date. Their donuts are the size of your face. You’ll look at each other, covered in powdered sugar, and laugh until you choke.
Dinner? Go to Schooners, the “Last Local Beach Club.” The building is literally on the sand. Your feet tingle with sand as you sip a tropical drink. Bonus: if the wind is just right, you’ll get a salty mist in your hair. It’s like nature’s special effects team is working for you.
The Deep-Fried Secret
Here’s a quirky local truth: everything tastes better when deep fried. Even pickles. Even Oreos. Find a boardwalk stand and order a "Garbage Plate" for two. It’s a mountain of fried seafood, fries, and coleslaw. One bite, and you’ll forget your table manners. That’s the point.
