Honestly? The ban starts the moment you really, really need your hose. It's Murphy's Law: the best day for gardening is the day the ban comes into effect. One year, my area got a ban in the middle of a record-breaking heatwave—the plants were gasping, and I was using a thimble to water my tomatoes.
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If you're reading this and it's June or July, the odds are higher. If it's November? Relax, you're safe—probably. But don't say I didn't warn you: August is the danger zone. That's when the British summer finally shows up, and everyone panics.
Real Talk: How Long Do They Last?
Most bans last about four to eight weeks, but they can stretch longer if the rain never comes. I remember one that started in May and didn't lift until September—my lawn looked like a crispy biscuit. The good news? When the ban lifts, it usually happens quietly—no fanfare, no apology, just a "we've reviewed the situation" email.
And then you're back to hosing like a madman, because you've forgotten what it's like to have pressure.
