According to the grapevine—and by grapevine, I mean Aldi’s secretive supply chain leaks—the toys will hit stores on December 1st, 2026. That’s a Tuesday. Why Tuesday? Because chaos needs a specific day of the week, apparently.
If you miss this date, you might as well cry into your mulled wine. Last year, people were literally sprinting through aisles. I saw a grown woman elbow a man for a plush carrot, and honestly? I respected her hustle.
What’s in the 2026 Lineup? (Rumors & Pure Speculation)
We don’t have the full list yet, because Aldi operates like a spy agency. But my sources (read: my neighbor who works at Aldi) say they’re going big. Think Kevin in a Santa hat? That’s cute. Think Kevin riding a flying saucer. That’s 2026 energy.
There’s chatter about a “Kevin on Ice” skating set. Also, a glow-in-the-dark Kevin. Because why not? It’s the apocalypse we deserve. The real question is: will they bring back the Kevin tree decoration that broke everyone’s hearts last year?
Don’t ask me how I know this. I just know. Let’s say I have a sixth sense for discounted root vegetables.
