It’s easy. Set a reminder on your phone for the morning of the first. When you wake up, pinch and punch yourself if you live alone—yes, it works. Or text a friend a virtual “pinch and punch!” They’ll likely reply with a laugh, and you’ve started their day better.
Pinch! Punch! First of the Month Card
If you’re in a shared house, warn your housemates the night before. Make it a game: whoever gets pinched last buys snacks for movie night. You can even adapt the tradition—some people do a “hug and a high-five” instead of a punch. The spirit is what counts.
And if someone forgets and you pinch them at lunchtime? Just remember the golden rule: no returns after noon—unless you want a double pinch of your own. It’s a system of delightful, low-stakes chaos.
The bottom line
Life is full of serious things. Pinch and a punch is a reminder that you can choose joy. It’s a tiny, weird, wonderful ritual that connects people across offices, kitchens, and schoolyards. So next time the first rolls around, don’t just sigh at your calendar. Find a friend, a coworker, or even a stranger (with permission, please), and deliver a playful, lucky pinch. You’ll probably get one back—and that’s the best part.
Now, go on. The first of the month is coming. Are you ready to pinch first, or will you be the one getting caught? Either way, you’ve got a smile heading your way.
