So, who has the biggest wiener in the world right now? For the dogs? It’s probably some happy mutt in Ohio that nobody has measured, because we’re smarter than that now.
For the humans? It’s still Jonah Falcon, and he probably has a very hard time finding good bicycle shorts.
But here’s my hot take. Size doesn’t matter. Not for dogs, not for love, not for happiness. The biggest wiener in the world is the one that makes you smile when you see it wagging. Whether that’s a tail or a… well, you know what I mean.
Now go pet your dog. Or call your partner. Just put the measuring tape down. We’re done here.
