Okay, let me give you a date range that might help. For most of the continental U.S., tree pollen season wraps up between mid-May and early June.
If you’re lucky, you’ll get a glorious two-week window before grass season starts. That’s your "breathe easy" vacation. Use it wisely. Go for a jog. Smell a flower. Cry tears of joy.
If you’re unlucky (hello, Pacific Northwest), you might be waiting until late June. But it will end. The trees won’t be jerks forever.
A Final, Hopeful Note
Hang in there. Seriously. The yellow dust will settle. Your eyes will stop itching. You will one day leave the house without a pocket full of tissues. I promise.
Until then, blame the trees. They can’t hear you. Or maybe they can, and they just don’t care. Either way, coffee’s on me next time. Just make sure it’s pollen-free.
