Here’s the truth: Yes, mostly. But it’s a diluted, watered-down version of a bus schedule. Think of it as bus-withdrawal-light. You’ll get there, but it might take longer and hurt a little.
Still, if you’re reading this at a bus stop on Christmas morning, I salute you. You’re a trooper. Or you forgot to check. Either way, you’re not alone. There’s a whole secret society of holiday bus riders out there. We wave at each other. We share hand warmers. We know the struggle.
Now go catch that bus. And when you do, wave at the driver. Trust me, it makes the whole thing feel like a Christmas carol—minus the creepy old man in a nightcap.
P.S. If the bus never shows up, just start walking. It builds character. And later, you can tell everyone you walked to Christmas dinner. That’s a flex.
