So, to answer your original question: soon. Very, very soon. The exact date is a closely guarded secret, probably held in a vault next to Louise Thompson’s skincare routine. But you can bet your last £5 that it’s coming.
Until then, practice your arched eyebrow. Rehearse your dramatic exit. And remember: in the world of Made In Chelsea, the drama is never truly over. It’s just on a very, very expensive pause. Cheers to that.
