Now, the villains. Costco is closed. Yes, the warehouse of dreams shuts its doors on Easter Sunday. I know. It feels personal. You can’t buy a 48-pack of toilet paper or a 5-gallon tub of mayonnaise. You’ll have to work for your brunch like some kind of pilgrim.
Home Depot and Lowe’s are also closed. So if your Easter lawnmower breaks, you’re hand-cutting grass with scissors. Macy’s, Kohl’s, and most malls are shut too. That’s fine—no one needs a new dress for an egg hunt anyway.
And the U.S. Postal Service? Hah. You think a mail carrier is going to deliver your Amazon order of “Easter Bunny costume for cat”? Not today. No mail on Easter. It’s a national scandal.
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