Here’s some genuinely good news: for short trips (under 90 days for tourism or business), UK passport holders do not need a visa. That’s right—no forms, no fees, no awkward interviews. You can just waltz in, eat your weight in cheese, and leave without a stamp. However, don’t get too cocky. The EU’s new ETIAS system (Entry/Exit System) is coming soon—probably in 2026—so keep an eye out. For now, you’re golden. Pack your beret.
The Money Thing: Cards, Cash, and Confusion
France uses the Euro, and while your UK debit card will work in most places, everywhere seems to have a contactless limit that catches you off guard. My top tip? Always carry some cash. Not a lot—maybe €50-€100—but enough for tiny bakeries, market stalls, and that one toilet that charges an extortionate €0.50. Also, warn your bank you’re going. Nothing kills a vibe faster than your card getting blocked because you bought a croissant in Lyon and your bank thought you were a hacker.
Oh, and don’t exchange money at the airport. That’s like ordering a salad at a steakhouse—it’s available, but you’re paying a stupid premium. Use a fee-free card like Revolut, Monzo, or Starling. They’ll save you enough cash for another round of macarons. Trust me, your taste buds will thank you.