Let’s be honest: you were going to buy them anyway. You already have the outfit picked out. You already practiced the choreography in your kitchen. The price is just a formality between you and your destiny. So take a deep breath, set a maximum limit, and click that “Buy” button like it’s a ride or die situation.
Will you regret spending $300 on a ticket? Probably not. Will you regret not going and seeing everyone’s Instagram stories? Absolutely yes. So go ahead. Treat yourself. Just maybe skip the VIP package and eat a real meal next week.
And remember: if anyone asks how much you paid, just say “who, me?” and change the subject. It’s cheaper than therapy.
