Look, ants are tenacious little jerks, but they’re also just trying to survive. Keep your house dry and crumb-free, and they’ll eventually find a more hospitable kitchen to crash. You are not a bad person if you use chemical warfare—you’re just a homeowner who draws the line at sharing your counter space.
The next time you see a line of ants, resist the urge to scream. Take a deep breath, grab the vinegar spray, and remind yourself: this too shall pass. Or at least, this ant march shall redirect to your neighbor’s house. No judgment.