Is an Extra Dry Martini a real cocktail? Technically yes. But it's mostly a cultural joke we all agreed on. It’s the Emperor’s New Drink: thin, potent, and full of attitude.
So raise a glass. Cheers to the most absurdly named cocktail in history. It's dry, extra dry, and honestly? Deliciously ridiculous.
Now go forth. Order one. Baffle your friends. And remember: Less vermouth isn't a mistake. It's a statement.
