Okay, fine. Put down your phone. For the Joshua Paul fight in the UK, plan to have your rear end parked on the sofa, with snacks ready, by 10:15 PM (BST). The ring walk will probably happen around 10:45 PM, and the first real punch that makes you scream will occur somewhere between 11:00 PM and 11:30 PM. If it’s earlier, you win the lottery of life. If it’s later, you get to complain, which is a very British sport in itself.
So, relax. The exact time is a slippery eel that fights back. Just remember: the fight starts when your curry is done, and it ends when you’ve either cheered, cried, or fallen asleep halfway through a rematch you didn’t know existed. Enjoy the chaos. And maybe keep a pillow nearby. You’ll need it.
