Okay, deep breath. Yes, mountain lions live in Oklahoma. But you are more likely to win the lottery, get struck by lightning, and find a four-leaf clover on the same day than you are to see one. They are the ninjas of the animal kingdom.
10 Most Dangerous Animals In Oklahoma (Some Are Deadly)
If you’re jogging alone at dusk in the Ouachita Mountains, just make noise. Clap, sing off-key, or chat loudly with your imaginary friend. That tells a mountain lion, “Hey, I’m a big, annoying human—better to hunt deer.” Same goes for bobcats, which are basically just oversized grumpy house cats with better sneakers.
Your biggest threat from these guys? None—unless you chase a bobcat kitten for a cute Instagram photo. Don’t. The mom will not be impressed, and she has sharp teeth.
Feral Hogs: The Unwanted Party Crashers
If there’s one animal that acts like a toddler after too much sugar, it’s the feral hog. These guys are huge, angry, and will tear up your garden like a bulldozer on a rampage. They have tusks and a bad attitude.
They’re not usually aggressive toward people—unless you get between a mama hog and her babies, or you surprise one in the brush. If you see one while hiking, back away slowly. Do not try to scare it off with a stick. That’s how you end up on the evening news as “Local Man Loses Battle with Bacon.”
But honestly, they are more dangerous to your lawn and crops. So unless you’re a farmer, you’re probably safe from piggy rage.
