Because mozzarella is hilarious. It is innocent-looking, soft, and blobby. Then it turns into a gastrointestinal villain. It’s like a cartoon character that looks cute but has a secret evil laugh.
Talking about acid reflux with mozzarella is like gossiping about a friend. “Can you believe what she did to me last night?” Yes, we can. It is drama you can eat.
So next time you pull a gooey slice, remember: you are playing a delicious game of chance. Mozzarella is not just cheese. It is a mood, a risk, and a memory. Just keep the antacids nearby. You’ll need them for round two.
Now go enjoy that caprese. But maybe skip the fried sticks. Your stomach will send you a thank-you note. Probably in fire emojis.
