Rory McIlroy could buy every coffee shop Rory Gilmore ever visited. He could buy the entire town of Stars Hollow. He could buy Luke’s Diner and ban Wi-Fi there. The power would go straight to his head.
Meanwhile, fictional Rory is probably sitting in a Brooklyn apartment, binge-watching real Rory play golf. She’s thinking, “I should have gone to business school.” Or, “I should have married a golfer.” Missed opportunities, kid. Missed opportunities.
Rory McIlroy Net Worth, Career Earnings, Relationship Update: How Much
What About Their Future Worth?
Rory McIlroy’s net worth is only going up. He’s 35, still winning, and signed a deal with the PGA Tour that’s essentially a golden parachute made of diamonds. He’ll be worth half a billion by the time he’s 50. Easy.
Rory Gilmore? She might write a bestselling memoir. Or get a podcast deal. But she’ll probably spend it all on tsk-tsk and vintage sweaters. She’s not the investing type. She’s the “I need money for a plane ticket to London” type. It’s a different vibe.
