No selfie sticks. I know, I know—your arm gets tired. But Disney’s logic is solid: one rogue stick can take out an entire line of toddlers. Leave it at home, or use your wingspan like a normal mortal.
Bag Policy At Magic Kingdom FEA for All
No weapons, glass containers, or alcohol. This feels obvious, but the alcohol ban especially catches people off-guard. You can’t sneak in a flask of emergency margarita—but honestly, the Dole Whip is better anyway.
Also off-limits: large coolers, folding chairs, and wagons. The park is basically a moving city; you don’t need to pack for a camping trip. A small soft cooler with snacks and water? Totally fine, and highly encouraged.
What to Actually Pack (Your Park Survival Kit)
Here’s a lazy-girl’s (or guy’s) list: sunscreen, a reusable water bottle, portable charger, and snacks. That’s it. Add a light jacket if you’re staying for fireworks, because Florida evenings can get weirdly chilly. Yes, even in July.
Pro move: Pack a ziplock bag—it’s not glamorous, but it protects your phone on Splash Mountain. And it doubles as a trash bag for sticky candy wrappers. You’re welcome.
Don’t bring valuable jewelry or your life in a binder. Keep it simple. The only thing heavier than your bag should be your excitement.