If you follow these steps, you’ll have red hair that looks like you’ve just climbed out of a volcano—or like you’re starring in a 90s music video. You’ll get compliments, dirty looks from parents, and possibly a job offer from a haunted funhouse. Just remember: red hair is a lifestyle, not a color. It requires sacrifice (glorious, vibrant sacrifice) and a lot of patience.
Oh, and one last joke: Why did the black hair turn red? Because it was bleaching to be included! (I’ll see myself out.)
