So next time you’re elbow-deep in a pizza box, take a moment. Appreciate the pork, beef, fat, salt, spices, and a tiny bit of sugar working together like a band of tiny, delicious hoodlums.
It’s not health food. It’s not elegant. It’s pepperoni—the pillar of late-night decisions and birthday parties.
And honestly? Life’s too short to worry about the details. Just eat the pizza. You deserve it.
