Water is your best tool, and your worst enemy. Stick your finger in the soil—if it’s dry an inch down, it’s time. If it feels like a wet sponge, back away slowly. Plants hate soggy feet. Trust me on this.
Sunlight is non-negotiable. Most fruit plants need at least six hours of direct sun. That means no shady corners unless you want a single, sad berry. Give them the spotlight. They’re drama queens like that.
The Fun Part: Harvesting (and Bribing Neighbors)
When you finally see that first strawberry turn red, you’ll want to frame it. Eat it immediately—don’t even wash it. Just stare at it first. You earned that moment.
You’ll also have way too much fruit. This is when you become the most popular person at the office. “Oh, I just so happen to have a bucket of plums,” you’ll say casually. Your coworkers will think you’re a plant whisperer. Let them.
All Fruit Plants in Grow a Garden (GAG) - MrGuider
