Picking a Flex is like choosing a pet. Don’t pick the one that looks cute but is secretly about to die. Pick the one that’s consistent, boring, and will eat whatever you feed it. That’s your RB3 on a run-heavy team.
And remember: even if you totally whiff, you can always blame the “Thursday Night Football curse.” That’s a real thing. Science says players on Thursday have less groin power. Trust the science. Or just trust the volume.
Now go forth. Flex wisely. And for the love of all that is holy, don’t draft a kicker before round 12. We’re not animals.
