Alright, let’s assume the stars align. It’s a game day. You’ve already got your George Kittle jersey on (yes, the one with the coffee stain from last season). The question isn’t just “do they play?” It’s who are they playing? Because a game against the Seahawks feels like a boxing match. A game against the Panthers? That’s a cozy nap. You never know with this team, though.
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One minute they’re crushing the Cowboys in a blowout. The next, they’re losing to a punter who throws a touchdown on a fake field goal. It’s the 49ers way. So even if they play, your day is about to be a rollercoaster of emotions. You’ll high-five strangers. You’ll question your life choices. You’ll text your group chat, “Why did I doubt Brock Purdy?!” about forty times.
What About the Bye Week Blues?
If you just got here and realized they don’t play today, do not panic. This is a test of your fandom. You now have to watch other teams. But here’s a pro tip: root for whoever is playing the Rams. Or the Cowboys. Or just anyone who helps the Niners’ playoff chances. It’s like playing fantasy football with your heart.
You can also use this day to practice your “I believe in this team” speech. Because when they lose a wild card game in heartbreaking fashion? You’ll need it. Or you can just rewatch that clip of Patrick Willis wrecking a running back. I won’t judge. I do it, too.
