My point is this: the iPhone 7 Plus is a physical memory. It’s 6.23 inches of nostalgia. It’s the phone that taught me to read product specs before buying accessories. It’s the phone that made me realize my hands were smaller than I thought.
If you still have one, cherish it. And if you’re buying a case online? Measure twice, cry once. Your grandmother would approve of that advice.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to find my toothpick. I think I dropped a crumb in the Lightning port again.