Of course, that hasn't stopped fans from playing detective. Every time Alison posts a photo with a handbag in front of her stomach, the comments explode. "BABY BUMP?!" It's a handbag, Janet. A handbag. Calm down.
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Or when Dave is seen carrying a bag of groceries. Is it baby supplies? Is that organic kale for a potential tiny human? No, you goof. It's kale for them. Or for Olive, the dog that lives better than I do.
The speculation is endless. It's like a reality show where the only prize is a birth announcement. And we're all watching with snacks.
So, What's the Verdict?
Here's what I think: they'll have kids when they want to. Probably on a random Tuesday when nobody expects it. They'll post a single, blurry photo of a tiny sock. And the internet will collectively lose its mind.
Until then? They're just two insanely talented, giggling weirdos who like making movies and walking their dog. They're our favorite "what if" couple. And that's fine. More than fine.
So, pour yourself another coffee. Relax. Whether or not Alison Brie and Dave Franco ever become parents, they're still the couple we all secretly want to have brunch with. And honestly? That's enough.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go check if Olive has an Instagram update.
