If Jeanine could talk (and she does, a lot), she’d tell you she remembers when Felix the Cat was a Saturday morning cartoon. She was around for the first moon landing. She probably has thoughts on the Kennedy assassination that she’s saving for a future monologue. She is so old that her first cell phone was a brick with a curly cord.
But here’s the shocking part: she’s younger than President Joe Biden (who is 80). She’s younger than her own co-host on The Five, Greg Gutfeld (who is 59? No, wait—he’s younger. Never mind, she’s older than him, but not by much). She is basically the same age as Oprah. They were born in the same decade! Yet one is giving away cars, and the other is giving you a subpoena. Amazing.
The Final Verdict
So, how old is Judge Jeanine Pirro? She is 72 years old, give or take a few hundred years of energy. But in the grand courtroom of life, age is just a number. And the number for Jeanine is “OBJECTION!” Because she refuses to let a little thing like time slow her down.
The real answer is that she is old enough to have seen it all, young enough to argue about it, and immortal enough to still be wearing stilettos. You want to know her actual age? Just look at the year on the calendar, subtract 1951, and then add 10 for attitude. That’s your answer. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go watch a rerun of her yelling at a map. It never gets old.
