Here’s my cheat sheet for life. Use seltzer when you’re hydrating or making a light, clean mocktail. Use club soda when you’re making a cocktail and you want the drink to have a little oomph and structure.
If you’re drinking it alone, seltzer is your best friend. Club soda alone can be a bit... preachy. It’s like that friend who always has a “way better” idea for dinner. Helpful, but a little extra.
And if you’re buying for a party? Buy both. Put them in different bottles. Watch your friends argue about which one is better. It’s free entertainment.
One Last Weird Fact
Some snobs will tell you that natural mineral water (like Perrier or San Pellegrino) is also different. They’re right. Those waters have naturally occurring minerals from the ground. Club soda has added minerals in a factory. But honestly? Unless you’re a sommelier for bubbles, you won’t care.
So next time someone asks, “Club soda or seltzer?” you can lean in and say, “Oh, honey. Let me tell you about the minerals.” Then watch them nod politely while secretly regretting they asked. You’re welcome.
Now go forth and fizz wisely. Cheers, you beautiful bubble connoisseur.
